Pint-Sized Punch lines
* What do you call a monster who was locked in a freezer overnight? A cool ghoul. (Jheremy M. Santella, 9, Hacienda Heights, Los Robles Academy)
* One guy leaves L.A. for New York going 85 mph. Another guy leaves New York for L.A. at the same time on the same route going 95 mph. Where will they meet? In jail because the speed limit is only 65 mph. (Clifford J. Young, 8, Chatsworth, Justice Street School)
* Why did the corn leave the Army? He couldn’t get any rank higher than colonel. (Galen Herbst de Cortina, 9, Westlake Village, White Oak Elementary)
* What did the band leader name his daughters? Amanda Lyn and Clare Annette. (Elyse Schwartz, 9, Tarzana, Castlemont School)
* What do you call the animal your teacher brings to school? Teacher’s pet. (Joshua Schwartz, 6, Tarzana, Castlemont School)
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