Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* Where does King Arthur park his camels? In a camel lot. (Seth Roberts-Kinzie, 10, La Verne, Oak Knoll Home School)
* Why does Dracula drink blood? Because root beer makes him burp. (Morgan Acaldo, 10, Burbank, Theodore Roosevelt School)
* What kind of fish lives in space? A starfish. (Valerie Shaw, 6, Ontario, Berlyn Elementary)
* What is a bee’s favorite flower? Honeysuckle. (Catherine Placencia, 5, Ridgecrest, Gateway Elementary)
* Why did the lady go outdoors with her purse open? She expected some change in the weather. (Sabrina Yessayan, 9, Valencia, Valencia Valley Elementary)
* What athletic team helps you to pack your luggage? The Green Bay Packers. (Camile Saltzman, 4, Los Angeles, Beth Avenue Elementary)
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