Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What does a duck put on her taco? Quackamole. (Veronica Carrasco, 10, Garden Grove, Excelsior School)
* How do turkeys wake each other up on Thanksgiving? Alarm clucks. (Amy Nguyen, 11, Garden Grove, Excelsior School)
* Why was the bride sad? She couldn’t marry the best man. (Michelle Doan, 11, Garden Grove, Excelsior School)
* What’s the difference between a hill and a pill? A hill is hard to get up, and a pill is hard to get down. (Jason Riley, 11, Graham, Wash., Graham Elementary)
* What has only hands and a face? A clock. (Natalie Godinez, 10, Garden Grove, Excelsior School)
* Why did the ant cross the road? To get to the antique store. (Nicole Kubis, 6, Laguna Hills, Harbor View School)
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