Pint-Sized Punch Lines

How do you feel when your mom cleans your ears? Ear-itated. (Miranda Harrison, 4, Los Angeles, Westside Jewish Community Center)

* What did the alien mathematician say to the earthling? "Take me to your liter." (Hyma Kavuri, 9, Cerritos, Wittmann Elementary)

* Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast-food restaurant? They told him the meal was on the house. (Amie Linn Akemi Allen, 11, Torrance, Lincoln Elementary)

* How do you turn a banana into a vegetable? Throw it into the air, and when it comes down, it will be a squash. (Javier Romero, 11, Los Angeles, Berendo Middle School)

* If two flies go into the kitchen, which one is the football player? The one in the Sugar Bowl. (Rigoberto Gonzalez, 11, Los Angeles, Berendo Middle School)

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