Loves Lost
Keith Hernandez: The baseball player smokes cigarettes
Dr. Reston (Stephen Mchattie): Her “Sven-jolly” loony therapist.
Tony (Dan Cortese): A “mimbo.”
Aaron (Judge Reinhold): A “close talker.”
Carl (David James Elliott): Handsome but holds firm with his anti-abortion stand.
David Puddy (Patrick Warburton): On-and off-again dim bulb mechanic/car salesman boyfriend with a penchant for high-fives, fur coats and painting his face for hockey matches.
The Maestro (Mark Metcalf): Snobby, boring conductor who rents a villa in Tuscany.
John (Jeff Yager): Sponge-worthy sax player who can’t hit the high notes after an evening with Elaine.
Clothing salesman (Harry Van Gorkum): Pretentious ponytailed Brit.
Welfare man (Nicholas Paul Walker): Sweet, jobless and married.
Brett (James Patrick Stuart): A yuppie who loves “Desperado” but won’t share the song.
Crazy Joe Davola (Peter Crombie): Wacko who transforms his apartment into a shrine to Elaine.
Shelly (Dana Wheeler-Nicholson): She wants to share her toothbrush with Jerry.
Naomi (Jessica Lundy): Restaurant hostess who laughs like “Mr. Ed.”
Maria (Jane Leeves): Virgin who scores with JFK Jr.
Sidra (Teri Hatcher): Ample-breasted gal pal who may have implants--or not.
Dolores (Susan Walters): Jerry can’t remember her name: only that it rhymes with a female body part.
Winona (Kimberly Morris): Native American who finds Jerry politically incorrect.
Jane (Jami Gertz): Doesn’t have a square of toilet paper to spare.
Katya (Elina Lowensohn): Romanian gymnast who refuses to demonstrate her athletic ability in bed.
Christie (Lisa Deanne): Always wears the same dress.
Dermatologist (Marcia Cross): Unimpressed with Jerry’s trifling occupation.
Toy Collector (Julia Pennington): Jerry tinkers with her vintage toys once too often.
Jeannie Steinman (Janeane Garofalo): Jerry’s cereal-loving, Superman-obsessed counterpart to whom he becomes briefly engaged.
Gillian (Kristin Bauer): Has the hands of a man.
Ellen (Christine Taylor): A near-”perfect” woman who has no friends.
Blimbo actress (Tawny Kitaen): Too superficial
Audrey (Susan Diol): George thinks her nose is too big.
Noel (Elizabeth Morehead): A concert pianist devoid of humor.
Cynthia (Maggie Wheeler): Neurotic bulimic.
Susan (Heidi Swedberg): Bisexual fiancee who takes a licking and quite literally quits ticking.
Karen (Lisa Edelstein): The “Risotto Girl” who gives him the “tap.”
Nina (Charlotte Lewis): Potential bulimic.
Janet (Tracy Nelson): She looks eerily like Jerry.
Maura (Alex Kapp): She won’t break up with George.
Anna (Rebecca McFarland): Thins George is a “bad boy.”
Celia (Andrea Bendewalk): Convict who breaks out of jail to have sex with him and is sent back to prison.
Marcy (Suzanne Cryer): The nonstop “yada yada” yakker who actually is a shoplifter.
