Pint-Sized Punch Lines
How come you can never be friendless? You have taste buds. (Robert Ancona, 12, Coto De Caza, St. John’s Episcopal)
* How do you teach a locomotive to drive? You train it. (Olivia Weissblum, 5, Woodland Hills, Serrania Avenue Elementary)
* Which cereal do gardeners hate? Weedies. (Nicholas Mendoza, 8, Fontana, Mango Elementary)
* What did the soccer ball say to the center forward? “I get a kick out of you.” (Maria Guzman, 11, Anaheim, Patrick Henry Elementary)
* What can you do when you’re late for the barber? Take a short cut. (Yvette Martinez, 10, Anaheim, Patrick Henry Elementary)
* What kind of trees do fingers grow on? Palm trees. (Mari Goldman, 7, Huntington Beach, Goldenview School)
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