Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What did one sausage say to the other sausage? “You’re full of bologna.” (Jillian Beck, 5, Costa Mesa, California Elementary)
* Why don’t snakes have tails? They already are one. (Rachael Mueller, 8, Los Angeles, Warner Avenue Elementary)
* What did the gymnast do when she won the gold medal? She flipped out. (Garrett Frice, 5, San Luis Obispo, Los Ranchos School)
* When Donald Duck received his report card with straight As, what did his pals call him? A wise-quacker. (Angie Cary, 7, Thousand Oaks, Pinecrest School)
* What has four legs and flies? Two pairs of pants. (Tony Colleti, 10, Los Angeles, Angeles Mesa Elementary)
* Why did the chili pepper go to the doctor? He was feeling hot. (Andy Nelson, 5, La Can~ada Flintridge, La Canada Preschool)
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