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Why do mice need to be oiled? They squeak. (Holly Abel, 7, Calabasas, Chaparral Elementary)
* Where can you find the world’s biggest spider? On the World Wide Web. (Andy Sanchez, 9, South Gate, Stanford Avenue School)
* What did the girl say when she was on the boat? “Row, row, row, your boat.” (Angie Perez, 9, South Gate, Stanford Avenue School)
* What do you lose every time you stand up? Your lap. (Zachary Ross, 6, Burbank, Bret Harte School)
* What do you call a cold puppy sitting on a rabbit? A chilly dog on a bun. (Jillian Raftery, 8, Belleview, Wash., Bellevue Grammar School)
* Why did the man put a rabbit on his head? He needed the hare. (Annie Tran, 11, Hacienda Heights, Mesa Robles School)
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