Pinted-Sized Punch Lines
What do alligators like to drink? Gatorade. (Elliot Stiglic, 5, Long Beach, Eureka Montessori School)
* What did the stamp say to the envelope? “Stick with me and we’ll go places.” (Kristina Dahlberg, 7, Burbank, Edison Elementary)
* What do you call a pig next to a cactus? A porky pig. (Andrea Ogaz, 7, Duarte, St. Philip the Apostle)
* What did the button say to the zipper who talked too much? “Zip your lip.” (Janae O’Connor, 7, San Clemente, Stoneybrooke Christian School)
* Where’s the safest place to be on Friday the 13th? At Lucky’s. (Anthony L. DeGuzman, 9, Covina, South Hills Academy)
* What do you get when you cross a chicken with a devil? Deviled eggs. (Maranda Henderson, Los Angeles, Normandie Christian)
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