Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon aid. (Darla Rodriguez, 12, Hacienda Heights, Mesa Robles School)
* What did the chicken say when she laid a square egg? “Ouch!” (David Normand Leger, 9, Wilmington, Crestwood Elementary)
* What do pigs do when they play basketball? Hog the ball. (Sara Lopez, 8, Monterey Park, Bella Vista Elementary)
* Do RTD buses run on time? No, they run on wheels. (Kimberly Ma, 11, Hacienda Heights, Mesa Robles School)
* There were two goats at the dump grounds. One was eating some old film and tapes. The second goat said, “How did you like the film?” The first goat replied, “It was OK, but I liked the book better.” (Ricky Cary, 10, Camarillo, Los Primeros School)
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