Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What do you give a cannibal who is late for dinner? The cold shoulder. (Kristen Robinson, 13, Oak View, De Anza Middle School)
* What kind of diving do mosquitoes like? Skin diving. (Maral Samgachion, 12, Hacienda Heights, Mesa Robles School)
* What did the librarian say to the noisy dogs? “Hush, puppies.” (Norma Harrod, 9, Baldwin Park, Monterey, Park Meher Montessori School)
* Where do mice park their boats? At the hickory dickory dock. (Domenic R. Kelly, 8, Lake Forest, Lake Forest Elementary)
* Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed. (Ani Yessayan, 11, Hacienda Heights, Mesa Robles School)
* Why does a cow wear a bell? Because its horns don’t work. (Kortnee Burton, 7, Brea, Country Hills School)
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