Pint-Sized Punch Lines
People say swimming is one of the best exercises for keeping slim, but have you ever seen a whale? (Christine Yokoyama, 12, Hacienda Heights, Mesa Robles School)
* What has 22 legs and goes crunch, crunch, crunch? A soccer team eating potato chips. (Patrick Datuin, 9, Hawthorne, Peter Burnett School)
* What are the two things that you can’t have for breakfast? Lunch and dinner. (Doris Lam, 11, Los Angeles, Mesa Robles School)
* Why was the little pig mad at his brothers? They were always squealing on him. (Christina Yoon, 11, Hacienda Heights, Mesa Robles School)
* What do you get when you cross a hummingbird and a doorbell? A humdinger. (Katie Lubina, 8, Thousand Oaks, Madrona School)
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