Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* Where does a dreidel go to spin? A spinagogue. (Gaby Ross, 5, Los Angeles, Warner Avenue Elementary)
* What is a sheep’s favorite car? A Lamborghini. (Alexandra Greenberg, 7, San Diego, Ecole Francaise)
* What do you get when you see a goose and a camel? Goosebumps. (Robert R. Mendoza Jr., Los Angeles, St. James School)
* Why is your nose not 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. (Erin Rose OBrien, 9, Cerritos, Pat Nixon School)
* Where does a flower sleep? In a flower bed. (Tiffany Velasco, 9, Hawthorne, Peter Burnett School)
* What is the sickest number? Illeven. (Anne Wittig, 9, Hawthorne, Peter Burnett School)
* What kind of pants ring? Bell bottoms. (Manika Talati, 7, South Pasadena, Arroyo Vista School)
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