Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* What’s black and white and bounces? A panda on a pogo stick. (Albert Su, 9, Los Angeles, Gates Street School)

* What is the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth. (Jeffrey Rollman, 6, Los Angeles, Sinai Akiba Academy)

* What would you call Captain Hook if the crocodile bit off his other hand? Captain Hook-Hook. (Bryan Nelson, 6, Orange, Serrano Elementary)

* What did the two dumb blonds say when they stood next to the YMCA? “Look, they spelled Macy’s wrong.” (Samantha Kemp, 10, Rio Linda, Rio Linda Elementary)

* How do you know which end of a worm is the head? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs. (Patrick Shoop, 7, Cypress, St. Hedwig Catholic School)

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