Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert? “No, thanks. I’m stuffed.” (Katie Morrow, 6, Rossmoor, Rossmoor Elementary)

* What did the paper say to the printing machine? “You’re my type.” (Kevin E. Carlson, 11, Whittier, Macy Elementary)

* What do you call a moon that never eats? A full moon. (Valerie Smith, 11, Huntington Beach, Chep Central Home School)

* What did the bee say after his haircut? “I got buzzed.” (Trevor Lopez, 6, Buena Park, Buena Terra School)

* Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Isabelle.

Isabelle who?

Isabelle ringing? (Isabelle Carasso, 4, Fullerton, Fairmont Private School)

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