Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What starts with E and contains one other letter? An envelope. (Stephanie Zimbler, 7, Stephen Wise Temple)
* What has four legs and one ear? Mike Tyson’s dog. (Corey Weiss, 9, Tarzana, Nestle Avenue School)
* What does a cat have that no other animal has? Baby kittens. (Fiorela Cabrera, 12, Fontana, Harry S. Truman Middle School)
* How can you change a piece of chocolate into a vegetable? You toss it into the air and it comes down squash. (Carla Herrera, 10, Tarzana, Nestle Avenue School)
* What did the pig say on a hot summer day? “I’m bacon.” (Grant Slavin, 3 1/2, Santa Clarita, Kindercare)
* What’s a stingray’s favorite fairy tale? Stingerella. (Kyle Eschen, 5, Jefferson Elementary)
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