Oh, to Be Shipwrecked for a Day on Fantasy Island

Question from Aug. 17: What television show sets do you wish were open for use by the public?

The Ricardos’ apartment. All that space on Manhattan’s Upper East Side for only $125 a month.

--ROBERT WEIBEZAHL, Venice

The Addams Family mansion would be perfect because I’m years behind on my guillotining and train wrecks.

--THOMAS TRAFELET, Glassell Park

I wish that the Brady household was open to the public so that I could drop off all of my laundry there and Alice would have it fluffed and folded by the time I got home from work.

--NICHOLE FERRERA, Malibu

Drew Carey’s living room: Oops, sorry. I already have that at home!

--CHARLENE ASHBORN, Walnut

Party at the Batcave! Woo-hoo!

--RANDY A. BERGUM, Fullerton

The set for “E.R.” Then I could do my own surgery and save big bucks!

--HAL BOSSER, Rancho Palos Verdes

Lucy and Ethel’s chocolate bonbon packaging line! We’d each get 30 seconds at the assembly line and could eat our fill. Perhaps sponsored by See’s?

--JUDY JENKINS, Agoura

The Starship Enterprise. I can’t wait to explore new galaxies and boldly go where no woman has gone before.

--SARA LEE GUMP, Newhall

Fantasy Island!

--HELEN BUSCH, Hemet

Gee, the set of “Baywatch” comes bouncing right into my mind.

--DAVID GREENLEE, Kaneohe, Hawaii

Samantha and Darrin’s house from “Bewitched.” Maybe some of the magic is still there.

--JIM ANDERSON, Northridge

Ally McBeal. We can have the McVeal Special with waitresses bringing out our food in tiny miniskirts with a side order of sexual harassment. And have their lawyers ring up the bill.

--JESSIE SANCHEZ, El Monte

The “All in the Family” set would be great for my home. I’ve got to have that roaring flush of the toilet!

--BRIAN SIMLER, Bakersfield

Question for Aug. 24: The top hairdo of all time is the Julius Caesar, according to Charged.com. What would you nominate as the world’s best ‘do?

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