SIMERS’ RANKINGS

TOP 5

1. ST. LOUIS

Cinderella is alive and well and living in St. Louis. Your turn to fill in the Georgia Frontiere wisecrack.

2. NEW ENGLAND

Besides Rick Mirer and the island of Manhattan, what would Bill Parcells give to have Drew Bledsoe?

3. JACKSONVILLE

Can’t think of anything clever to say about such a dull team.

4. BUFFALO

All of America is just waiting for that Buffalo-St. Louis Super Bowl.

5. GREEN BAY

Is Brett Favre the greatest quarterback of all time? You mean next to Kurt Warner?

BOTOTM 5

27. NEW ORLEANS

There ought to be some kind of televised contest at season’s end to see who has the worst quarterback in the league.

28. NEW YORK JETS

Bring back Rich Kotite.

29. PHILADELPHIA

If the Eagles’ offense took on the Chargers’ offense you’d have a soccer game.

30. CINCINNATI

Bruce Coslet is coaching Paul Brown’s team. What’s wrong with this picture?

31. CLEVELAND

Bow-wow.