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In the Market: After house-hunting in New York, Bill and Hillary Clinton agreed to buy a three-story house. “That’s one story for the bank, one for the press and one for the special prosecutor.” (Argus Hamilton)
Speaking of New York: An outbreak of encephalitis, a viral infection carried by mosquitoes that’s usually found in Southern states, has hit New York City. “Health experts think infected mosquitoes were transported either in jet planes or one of Hillary Clinton’s carpet bags.” (Jerry Perisho)
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The Essential
David Letterman
Top 10 nicknames for New Orleans:
10. Planet Hangover
9. The Topless Metropolis
8. The Least Annoying French Place on Earth
7. Your Buddy on the Big Muddy
6. John Goodman’s Favorite Hangout
5. Where the Saints Go 6-and-10
4. Attack of the Drunken Fraternity Boys
3. The Small Difficult
2. The City That Sobriety Forgot
1. Jambalayapalooza
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