LAUGH LINES
Fear of Intimacy: “According to a major Stanford study, the Internet is turning people into loners. You know you’re in trouble if you’re turning on your computer more than you are your wife.” (Daily Scoop)
What About Air Bags?: “John McCain continues to pick up momentum. [Last week] former candidate Gary Bauer jumped onto the McCain bandwagon, leading many to believe it has finally been equipped with a child-safety seat.” (Jon Stewart)
Give Them Some Space: “A group of investors has announced plans to turn the Mir space station into an orbiting hotel. They’ll be calling the former Soviet station ‘Club Red.’ ” (Daily Scoop)
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Least Rented Videos
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* “I Am a Fugitive From a Chain Letter”
* “Godzilla vs. Rodin’s ‘The Thinker’ ”
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