LAUGH LINES

Food for Thought: “Pringles is coming out with a new wide-mouth can for the potato chips because [the company says] Americans are complaining they have a hard time reaching into the old can. What’s next? A beer bottle with an IV so you don’t have to lift it?” (Jay Leno)

A New Level of Luxury: “Ford Motors recently introduced its ultra-luxurious 2003 Lincoln Navigator, which sells for about $110,000. It comes equipped with more electronic features than any vehicle. The interior is so elegant that the cup holder is an Englishman named Reginald.” (Argus Hamilton)

Image Conscious: “ABC network is planning a special about three people in Los Angeles who undergo plastic surgery.... OK, here’s my question: How do you find three people in Los Angeles who haven’t had plastic surgery?” (Craig Kilborn)

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