Duff Beer not included

This is one of those must-haves for any “Simpsons” fan: the talking beer opener. Pop the cap and it’s like Homer’s there with you to enjoy it : “Mmmm, beer,” he says, and you can’t help but laugh at the rest of his line. But you get to drink the beer.

Talking beer opener, $5.99 to $7.95 from Sur la Table, Target or order online at www.talkingbeeropener.com, or by phone at (800) 535-0131.