Totally lost for ideas?*

This is a test of the Global Gift Positioning System. This is only a test. This newspaper in cooperation with Navstar satellites and outdoors outfitters has developed this system to inform you where to turn in the event of a gift-giving emergency. If this had been an actual gift-giving emergency involving the holiday fates of campers, sledders, surfers, off-roaders and such, the GGPS coordinates on these pages would have pinpointed the locations of actual merchandise. (Stand down, techno scavengers, the photographers packed out the loot after shooting it.) This concludes this test of the Global Gift Positioning System.

*Except for the native surfboard and the new-to-the-U.S. Airboard, these ideas were selected for their multi-activity versatility.