He’ll Give T.J. a Yugo

Thank you, Mr. Simers, for the Lexus Trophy update. I didn’t even know such a thing existed. I guess it must’ve been hiding behind all those Heisman trophies, or maybe the Orange Bowl trophy. I suppose the Victory Bell could’ve been blocking it too.

If UCLA has any problems finding space for it, I’m sure they can store it in an empty coach’s office. I hear they have a few of those.

Scott Mackay

Trabuco Canyon