There’s No Interest in This Bank Account
Well, it’s official. Armageddon has arrived and has taken the Chicago Bears hostage. What football fans in their right minds are going to refer to the Bears as “Bank One Presents the Chicago Bears” or whatever clever jingle they’re going to incorporate? Will the classic C logo on the helmet be replaced by a credit card silhouette? Maybe add a few patches here and there on the jersey like a NASCAR driver’s jumpsuit?
Nothing is sacred anymore.
By the way, this letter I typed was brought to you by Dell.
Mark J. Featherstone
Windsor Hills
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