Finally, the Truth From Bonds’ Mouth
Barry “Melonhead” Bonds recently espoused his views on steroids to ESPN. For those of you not accustomed to Barry-speak, following are actual quotes and translations of interview excerpts:
“You’re talking about something that wasn’t even illegal at the time.”
Translation: I’ve been on the juice for a long time.
“We don’t train four years for, like, a 10-second [event]. We go 162 games. You’ve got to come back day after day after day.”
Translation: I need juice to prolong my career.
“There are far worse things, like cocaine, heroin and those types of things.”
Translation: There are a lot worse illegal drugs being used than the illegal drug I’m using.
“I tell my boy, ‘If I see you doing steroids, I’ll bust you up.’ And I mean it.”
Translation: Son, I’ll kick your butt if you end up being a cheating melonhead like me.
“Money doesn’t make me play this game.”
Translation: I want all the records, fame and glory and I can get it by pulling the wool over on all you suckers.
Michael Kitahara
Ferndale
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