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SCOTT COLLINS’ math is whack in his article about Ashton Kutcher, 27, and Demi Moore, 42 [“Kutcher Proposes to Fox,” Oct. 19]. A May-December romance? Gimme a break! That label fit Anna Nicole Smith and her late zillionaire husband, but based on a 78-year expected life span, Ashton and Demi are having an April-June romance, with Ashton’s bride very much in the middle of a very hot month.

SUNNY HILDEN

Los Angeles