Please, Mention the Wife

My boyfriend is obsessed with Dan Neil. And just when I have him convinced that Neil is a heterosexual with, I’m sure, a lovely wife, he writes a column on Jonathan Antin and uses words such as “bangin’” to describe his hair (“Scissor Hands,” 800 Words, April 2). Now I’m back to square one. Could he please mention his wife a little more often? I can’t take much more Sunday morning swooning.

Ray Cochran

Los Angeles