"I'm watching some crystal meth dealers get kicked out of my friend's building, so I'm gonna be late."
A man on his cellphone in the Miracle Mile area
"My dad sells things, so I guess he lies."
A math student talking to his tutor
"It's like being a vegetarian butcher."
A man referring to a casting director who hates pretty women
"Got some change? I'm trying to get some chili-cheese fries."
A man to another man at a strip mall in Hollywood
"I don't know how many noses she had."
A woman in Hollywood remembering her deceased acting coach
"They think it's a massage, but I just hurt them."
A chiropractor to a hostess in a Brentwood restaurant