Fun With Dick, Jane and Jezebel

Celebrities have been giving their babies strange and fanciful names since before Moon Unit Zappa was born. Famous offspring include Daisy Boo, Speck Wildhorse, Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q and Fifi Trixibelle. These days, the biblical--from Adam to Zion--is in vogue, an example being Moses, son of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. Makes you wonder what names some other folks would have been saddled with if their parents had been reading the testaments before the stork arrived.

Madonna: Esther

Frank Gehry: Noah

Barry Bonds: Nimrod

Angelina Jolie: Jezebel

Teri Hatcher: Lazarus

Nate or Al: Reuben

Jeff Zucker: Job

Gavin Newsom: BARTimaeus

Shaquille O’Neal: Goliath