A real dodger

He says he is retiring, so no drug tests. He skips spring training, so no drug tests. He skips the first third of the season, so no drug tests. He then, like before, announces his return for millions and his 44-year-old body is huge and was not drug-tested for a long period of time.

His name is Roger Clemens. If Barry Bonds did the same thing, what would people be saying?

RON TRIMBLE

Lakewood