My dear art lovers, critics, editors and reporters of the things going on in the great city of Los Angeles.
I, Michael Harries, am humbly requesting that you send me the tawdry picture of Edy Williams for my collection of scantily clad women.
I have long admired Miss, or Ms., Williams' body, and do truly feel that I would give the still of Edy Williams a good home, and place her picture right next to my large poster of Elvira.
I enclose $1 to cover postage, or as a bribe, whichever you prefer. And if push comes to shove in the matter, I will contribute $10 cash Yankee money to the American Cancer Society for the picture.
Thanks for the bribe. You win. Send your check to the Cancer Society. Your still is in the mail.