A RIVERS RUN-IN

Come on, Calendar, Frank Sinatra with all his lawyers, friends and fans can’t keep his unauthorized biography from being sold everywhere but Marie Callendar’s House of Pies.

And Joan Rivers can pick up a phone and stop publication of Dick Maurice’s book about her?

This doesn’t make sense, even for Calendar. Next, you’ll be giving Springsteen bad reviews.

TOM PEREW

Los Angeles