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“How to Party.” MPI. $24.95. When, at one point, this comedy tape shows what to do when the police raid your party, it’s really funny. It’s also startling, because the rest of the video is a comic wasteland. Radio comedians Ron Stevens and Joy Grdnic co-wrote and star in a series of sketches related to partying. Nearly every bit misses the mark--badly. Hang around any high school locker room for an hour and you’ll hear jokes better than these. Information: (800) 338-7710. *