HAVING A BAD SPELL

OK, they’re awful. But it’s our mandate to report on pop culture. So here’re samples of the newest wrinkle in the Vannamania: the Vanna White Alphabet Joke.

What happened when the second letter of the alphabet fell on Vanna’s foot? She got a B sting.

What’s Vanna’s favorite snack? P soup and G’s and crackers.

During a taping of “Wheel of Fortune,” why was Vanna pulled over by a cop? For making an illegal U turn.

What letters did Vanna reveal in Playboy? T and A.

How would you describe it when the fifth letter of the alphabet keeps making Vanna sick? She’s ill at E’s.

When Vanna has trouble seeing the ninth letter of the alphabet, what does she need? An I exam.

What’s Vanna’s idea of a nice date? T for two.

When Vanna’s tired, what does she do? Catches some Z’s.

What’s the difference between Vanna and a note written by the president of CNN? One’s a letter turner; the other’s a Turner letter.

Why did Vanna goof on “Wheel of Fortune”? She missed her Q.

What letter describes the general reaction to Vanna’s amazing popularity and why we’re running this item? Y.