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Table Top Fusion

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Eureka!

Just this morning, after downing a mug of coffee and bowl of Wheaties, I produced nuclear fusion in a jar of cold water on my kitchen table.

It’s the new Yuppie trend! Buy your own apparatus in your favorite mail order catalogue today. Impress your friends and throw away that pesky heating bill.

Order my book today, “Cold Fusion Using Simple Household Items.” The book has 11 color photographs, showing readers what neutrons and gamma rays look like.

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R. DANIEL FOSTER

Woodland Hills

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