CHARGERS REPORT CARD

C-: QUARTERBACKS

No interceptions, but no touchdowns. John Friesz continues to offer hope of better days ahead, but it’s like waiting for Bruce Willis to make a good movie.

F: RUNNING BACKS

Any youngster wanting to dress up as a Charger for Halloween can use Eric Bieniemy’s uniform. Bet if Marion Butts goes for walk on beach, he gets stopped by fog for no gain.

B: RECEIVERS

What’s Anthony Miller and Ted Kennedy have in common? They are both making that last-minute push for respectability. Someone tell Kitrick Taylor to take off the ankle weights.

D: OFFENSIVE LINE

Seahawks award $1,700 to area boys & girls club each time they record a sack. For awhile it looked like boys & girls here were well on their way to becoming millionaires.

C: DEFENSIVE LINE

Historical note: At 2:07 p.m., Pacific Standard Time, Burt Grossman tripped, fell on Dave Krieg and was credited with a sack. Linemen now have four whole sacks this year.

D: LINEBACKERS

Henry Rolling bungles early interception chance; locker room attendants are instructed to put away Gatorade at halftime and remove boxing gloves from Leslie O’Neal’s locker.

D: DEFENSIVE BACKS

When Stanley Richard picks up his paycheck today, they ought to bring him up on charges for stealing. Auburn coach Pat Dye hasn’t been picked on as much recently as Sam Seale.

F: SPECIAL TEAMS

Seattle Times reported Bobby Beathard was at University of Washington’s practice Friday. Unbeaten Huskies apparently refused to quit school and replace these beaten dogs.

WLAF COACHING

Good news for those who may have to seek employment: The WLAF is going to be around for three more years.