ON RAMP
In Los Angeles, there are more traffic schools than frozen-yogurt stands, and wackiness has become a prerequisite. To wit:
S-Mile N Giggle Funny Comedians--traffic school for the Mattel set.
Ticket Busters/Spanish Too--bilingual graft?
Less Stress 4U/Humor2/Snax/FunFilms--who needs driver’s education?
Pickwick Traffic Education--for the Dickensian among us.
Finally, A Gay Traffic School--don’t forget to bring ID; straights are bounced at the door.
Fred Kennedy Traffic Safety School--whew, for a moment, we thought it said Ted Kennedy.
Riteway Traffic School--spelling doesn’t count.
Hallelujah Driving and Traffic School--left turns on red are legal during the Rapture.
Free Pizza School/Good Food/Comedy--bring a date.
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