Overheard on Madonna’s “SEX”
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“Is there anybody
out there who still
wonders what she looks like?”
“This is just stills
from her video!
For $50, what a
rip-off. You could
just watch TV.”
“Madonna’s people
may be marketing
geniuses, but god,
they sure don’t know
how to make books.
This is more
rinky-dink than the
spiral notebooks we
used to carry to
school.”
“Doesn’t she
have enough money?”
“Have you ruined society?”
Ten years ago this would’ve
been unheard of, now we’re
bored by it.”
“Who’s the photographer?”
It looks like the poor man’s
version of that Calvin Klein ad.”
“The only person I’d
want to see naked in
here is Big Daddy
Kane, and he looks
like he’s not even
enjoying; himself.”
“Every culture needs
two wings to fly, and
with Jesse Helms
dominating our right
for so long it was
only a matter of
time before someone
like Madonna would
come along to exploit
our left.”
“Ah, well,” sighs a
harried bookseller.
“It’ll be lots
of money anyway.”
