Bruin Fans Rejoicing, While Trojan Faithful Running Out of Faith

Dear Coach John Robinson:

As a longtime supporter of the USC Trojans and a graduate of the University of Southern California, I am writing this letter to ask for your help.

Now that you have had a year to relax and reflect on your coaching career, myself and thousands of other Trojan fans are begging you to return to your old stomping grounds and save a once-dominant football program from complete disaster.

We need you back, Coach Robinson. Please don’t let us down.

ANGIE RICHES WEBER

Sherman Oaks