The NHL Has Become a Mickey Mouse League

I must be quacking up.

I love the name.

This will probably cook my goose among my peers, but the thought of honking for the Mighty Ducks seems somewhat exciting. Call it blind loyalty.

Thoughts such as these will ruffle some feathers.

I find it somewhat ludicrous that Ducks is considered silly in a state that has Anteaters and Banana Slugs as nicknames.

So, go, Ducks, go! You won’t be skating on thin ice with everyone. Even the critics will learn to love you. But as for the Pond, well, that sinks to the lowest level ever.

T.K. SELTZER

Anaheim