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McDonald’s has received approval to open 20 restaurants in India. They will serve 100% non- beef burgers, of course, in deference to the Hindu reverence for cows. The substitute animal has not been named.

Why They Always Tell You to Hit a Shark on the Nose

The shark’s brain is devoted mostly to its sense of smell.

Mouse Dogs

If you’re a “Biker Mice From Mars”-watching household, you already know about Ball Park Fun Franks, being heavily promoted on the cartoon show. These teenie weenies actually are fun, anyway--frozen 3-inch hot dogs (all beef or a beef-pork-turkey mixture), complete with miniature buns, in individual packages that microwave in 30 seconds. Let the packet sit for another 30 seconds after opening it, though--the dogs (and buns) get very hot.

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