12 Ways to End the Baseball Strike
1. Force the owners to watch an entire game between replacement players. . . .
2. Bring in former President Carter as mediator. . . .
3. Let the striking players work $5-an-hour jobs in the real world. . . .
4. Make Lenny Dykstra the union negotiator. . . .
5. As suggested by Newt Gingrich, have both sides watch “Field of Dreams.” . .
6. Better yet, have them watch “Greedy.” . .
7. Move the 26 other teams to Canada. . . .
8. Have both sides look up the word compromise in the dictionary. . . .
9. Send Donald Fehr to a Dale Carnegie seminar. . . .
10. Let Ernie Banks decide what to do. . . .
11. Have Chris Chelios make some threats. . . .
12. Bring common sense to the table for the first time. . . .
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