blow-up: n. soy-based protein mix that inmates at L.A. County Jail say expands in the stomach. "Any more of that blow-up and I'll take out a whole block."
Chernobyl chicken: n. it's burned on the outside and raw on the inside.
Dr. Seuss: n. powdered eggs that have a green tint to them.
Mr. Ed: n. a meat course of suspicious origin.
red death: n. ruby punch that inmates swear is really a disinfectant poured from a mop bucket. "Man, not even red death can wash out the taste of that Mr. Ed." Also: dual-purpose punch.
Rodney King: n. whipped potatoes.
Sherman Block: n. a pork chop.
wagon wheels: n. pancakes.