And It’s Not Too Late to Stomp on the Irish
For Tim McOsker’s sake, stop publishing his letters so he can devote some time to resolving some of his beloved Notre Dame’s problems, including:
1. The lowest NBC ratings on Saturday mornings since Pee Wee Herman.
2. Determining if Notre Dame can be awarded the President’s Cup for beating Army, Navy and Air Force.
3. Identifying the language in the Constitution that makes it legally impossible for a Notre Dame player to assault a female.
4. Determining if the pencil used to fuse Lou Holtz’s neck will withstand a beating on New Year’s Day that may be worse than that administered by Colorado last year.
NICHOLAS G. TONSICH
San Pedro
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