Albert and Marge: It’s Made in Heaven
By some strange quirk, baseball’s two most obnoxious personalities weigh down opposite ends of the great state of Ohio. Maybe they can be brought together in Columbus for a name-play wedding, because Marge deserves to have her Belle rung and Albert should be Schott.
ALLEN E. KAHN
Playa del Rey
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