There’s Always Trouble When Spit Hits the Fan

Hey, Robbie! Got a good one for ya. My neighbor comes by, says he caught his 8-year-old watching baseball last Friday. He tried to switch channels to “Court TV,” “Geraldo” or “Bay Watch,” something with good family values, but when he did the kid spit in his face!

Whoa! Don’t ya love it? Kid says he got it from you. Wonder why it took so many years for you star millionaires finally to think of a cool way to handle those bitter, blue-collar umpires, especially ones who have lost a kid to a fatal disease. Glad you’re not a bitter guy. Guess you haven’t had any of your children die, huh? Cool. Hey, we love ya, Rob. Keep firing them loogies!

PAUL GRONSETH

Claremont