WLKGNLA

Each word is taken from the vanity plate master list issued by the DMV.

“ILLWALK!”

ISAY THAT LOTS. SOOOO WHENNNN

AFREND DDID KALLME, NVITING MEE2

PLAAY SKRABBL, IDO RSVP,

“SISENOR. IWILCOM. ONFOOT.”

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DISGUYS PAD, ITZ NEARBY

CENTURY CITI. IMLIVIN IN

SLVERLK: ANICE 9MILE HIKE,

MOROLEZ. IBETR GETMOVN!

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THEWALK: IWLFOLO SUNSTBL

GOINWST TTO SANTAA MONIKKA

BLVD, TAYKIN DAT ALTHWAY THRU HLLYWUD, WHLLYWD ANDD BEVHILZ.

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IHEARYA TALKING TAGALOG, RUSSIAN,

NGLISH OFCRSE, KOREAN, RMENYAN,

YIDDISH AND MUCHO ESPANOL.

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IHEARD EBONYC SPEECH: WHTITIZ

MYYY BRUTHAA! UND FLMBYNT

WEHO SISSY VOYCES: OGIRLIE,

GETTHER!

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THENI CROSS DOHENY, HAPYBUT

SWEATIN. WTAJEWL ISDAT

NARROW PARQUE RUNNIN ALONG

SANTAH MONIQA INNN BVLYHLS!

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ISTOP 2LISTN 2DA SPLSH OFA

FOUNTN. AHMNBRD LANDS ONA

BAMBUU BRANCHE. TINYBRD!

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ISEEE ATREE, ONE BIGTREE: UNO

MORETON PHIGG SO ENORMIS

ITCAN PHILUP ZE INFIELD UV

DODGERR STADIUM EZ!

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IDOIDO CONTINU WALKIN INNNN

AAA KINDA NSPYRED REVERY.

OEARTH BIRDE DOG

SKY CHILDE BALL MAN.

ZMAN SEZ: “IMA BEVHLLS

DTEKTIV. ID PLEEEEZ.”

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BUSSTED!

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HESED, “WTRUUP2? ULOOKN2

UNUSUL 4BEVRLY HILZ.”

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HISSS PARTNR GOES, “NOTNRML

WALKN SOSLO. XPLNTHS 2MEEEE.”

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ANDSO 2BEVRLI HILLZ COPPS

DTAINED MEEEE FORRR BEING

OUTWALKN. YEESH!

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L8R, DURING SCRABBL, MIPAL

PLAYZ 1OF HIZ OLDLPS: JNYCASH

LIVE AT FOLSOM.

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ICNREL8.