Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* Why didn’t the child confide her secret to the bank employee? Because the employee was a teller. (Beverly Barclay, 8, Redondo Beach, St. Lawrence School)
* Did you hear about the man who wondered where the sun went at night? He worried so long that it finally dawned on him. (Angela Pine, 10, San Bernardino, Hillside Elementary)
* What animal has the head of a cat, the tail of a cat, acts like a cat and yet isn’t a cat? A kitten. (Lynsey Marie Elkin, 11, Santa Clarita, Highlands Elementary School)
* Did you know that beers can make you smarter? Well, they made Bud wiser. (Aaron Kretzmann, 8, Sacramento, Town and Country Lutheran School)
* What did the macaroni say to the tomato? “Don’t get saucy with me.” (Jeffrey Rollman, 6, Los Angeles, Sinai Akiba Academy)
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