Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What do you get when you stay in a museum too long? A dino-sore. (Alison Simpkins, 7, Irvine, Los Naranjos Elementary)
* What did the sun do to Keith and Bobby? Make Keith Sweat and Bobby Brown. (Ramon Alejo, 8, Glendale, Holy Family Grade School)
* What does a frog like to drink? Croaka-Crola. (Tormey Reimer, 9, Battery Point, Australia)
* What is a frog’s favorite music? Hip-hop. (Jessica Ordaz, 9, La Mirada, Lighthouse Christian School)
* What letter is a question? “Y.” (Parker M. Johnson, 8, Santa Monica, Santa Monica Roosevelt)
* Why do sea gulls only fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be “bay gulls.” (Joseph A. Garcia II, 10, Pasadena, Eugene Field Elementary School)
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